jackmcdade
You have a 1 in 6 chance of being stuck with a boring, corporate color forever.
$roulette = [
'Hot Pink',
'Tantilating Teal',
'Electric Yellow',
'Ridiculous Red',
'Screaming Purple',
'Corporate Whatever Blue'
];
return $roulette[array_rand($roulette)];
=> "Corporate Whatever Blue"